iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

while u guys are drunk on alcohol im drunk on educatiom

a guide to posting on tumblr 

bipch:

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what are you twelve? delete that shit and start over

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oh im sorry i didn’t realize that this was 2007

DO IT AGAIN

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you know what fuck it let’s just do spastic capitalization

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yeah you’re totally ready now, champ

i need a drink

ahommeboyslife:

fine whatever i will just date myself

travishugs:

if i start talking to you about really stupid shit and i’m not trying to look intelligent anymore that means you’ve done it. obtained true trust levels. god tier friendship. 

dadsgladtoday:

i’ve been using the internet for about 13 years and i still don’t know what an rss feed even is

churchofcheesus:

my headphones have reached that stage where you have to hold them off the empire state building at a 39.5 degree angle and chant an african prayer for both sides to work

j-stin:

subtrist:

• help i’m on tumblr and i can’t get off