
what do you mean you don’t want a picture of nic cage making out with the declaration of independence for valentine’s day??

I MADE A PRINCE ADAM VALENTINE
YOU SHOULD GIVE IT TO ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS
THAT’S IT, I WAS GOING TO MAKE VALENTINES IF I HAD TIME, BUT I CAN’T BEAT THIS SO I MIGHT AS WELL NOT EVEN TRY
Yep. This is going to be hard to beat.